battlecrazed-axe-mage:

oceanlights:

tanfasticanna:

oceanlights:

cxntboy-drag-queen:

wlwhobbits:

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

Fuuuuuuck. Who wants to carpool with me????

greedsrolex:

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

tokoshi:

my 2019 resolution is to live deliciously

noodledragon:

first random theory of 2019

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i’ve watched the second campaign several times through now but i can’t recall—

has the rest of cad’s family been confirmed to be firbolgs? i believe they are, but wouldn’t it be weird yet make a lot of sense if the clay family were a bunch of elves or something and they adopted this weird little pink bab left in the woods? i remember watching a commentary video that mentioned that mentioned his insect armor made by his sister has similarities to the insect armor of the drow/cricks. plus, the graves beau examined were for elves/inscribed in elvish

edit: join our cad discord! https://discord.gg/kwMWwjC

aisandetsarepeopletoo:

seafucker:

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

candyredterezii:

aspiringwatcher:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

what the FUCK does that mean

you can NOT be asking that question with that icon nice try.

bigmysteriousmoon:

bingimages:

i don’t watch buzzfeed unsolved but that dude who keeps making fun of the demons or whatever has big about-to-get-possessed energy

one of these days a demon is gonna yank the spine out of his mouth like a ripcord

jackironsides:

botanyshitposts:

i know ive talked about how much of a fucking jungle university libraries are on here before but just now i was looking for a book and accidentally stumbled upon three solid bookshelves on a topic that the library database told me didnt exist two months ago and then i spontaneously lost cell phone connection as soon as i got to what i was actually trying to find and only regained it when i left the Book Hoard with my prize and that is exactly the kind of slightly-ominous feel that im talking about 

I thought Terry Pratchett was exaggerating the descriptions of the Unseen University library for comedy, but it turns out university libraries are just Like That.

murreal:

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

blackvaporeon:

pa-lu-te-na:

pissvortex:

Outfit

what’s the top???

This is more of a tiddies out kind of look